My Son's First Book

If you give an ostrich an orange
A book by
Rishi Krishnamurthy, 4 years old
Sorry, Laura Neumeroff (author of "If you give a pig a pancake", "If you give a moose a muffin" and many more)

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If you give an ostrich an orange,
He’ll want some orange juice to go with it.

If you give him some orange juice,
He’ll want to be Bob the Builder for Halloween*

If he becomes Bob the Builder for Halloween,
He’ll want to go to the store to buy some trucks, marbles and rocks.

If he goes to the store to buy some trucks, marbles and rocks,
That will remind him that he does not have candy at home.

He’ll want to go to Safeway to buy candy- like gummi bears, M&Ms.
He’ll get some rock candy, too.
He’ll want to take it to school.

When he goes to Safeway, he will see an orange
And, he’ll want it.

Chances are if you give him an orange, he’ll want some orange juice to go with it ….

THE END

*-(because all the ostriches are going to be Bob the Builder)